Joe's Mulligan Of Life

One Hell Of An Idea

2012-02-26T05:29:00.003-08:00

One of my followers, Bret, asks here why we don't use the Koran as body armour and such. After all, if the Muslims are so against the destruction of their "holy" book, our troops would be perfectly safe wearing it all over their body. Hell of an idea.

This Kills Me

2012-02-26T05:19:00.002-08:00

If you don't get it, fess up in the comments and I'll explain it.

Salud!

2012-02-26T05:17:00.003-08:00

WTF?

2012-02-26T05:17:00.000-08:00

I Didn't Do This

2012-02-26T05:16:00.001-08:00

But I remember leaning over after my very first hands free orgasm and circling the day on the calendar, swearing never to forget the day. Of course I cannot tell you what day that glorious event happened, though I remember the rest of the details. I was older than most, 19. I was happy as hell that it finally happened, I was deathly afraid that I would die a virgin. What was cool was that I was in love with the She Devil, it was in my own bedroom at my parents house, it was in the middle of the day (so I could see everything) and I got to take my time. And, not wanting any babies, I was protected. I certainly would have preferred an earlier event in life, but I cannot complain about the circumstances. Any of you regulars want to venture a confession in the comments?

Rev's Personal Protection, Steampunk Style

2012-02-26T05:11:00.000-08:00

Nice Timing

2012-02-26T05:10:00.000-08:00

You would think they would just say 6:30 to 4:30 and let it go at that. Imagine the hassle when you take the ticket to court and you say it was 2:02 and the cop says it was 2:03. One of the times I was bitch slapping my way out of a ticket I say someone get off by questioning the time of the ticket.

Sharp Tattoo

2012-02-26T05:07:00.002-08:00

My Belly Is Bigger

2012-02-26T05:06:00.003-08:00

Richard L at work called me "Buddha" today as he patted my belly.

Cool Pic

2012-02-26T05:05:00.002-08:00

Go Bear Go!

2012-02-26T05:04:00.002-08:00

I Love Baseball

2012-02-26T05:03:00.001-08:00

But not enough to get all the MLB mascots tattooed on me.

Your WTF For The Day

2012-02-26T05:01:00.002-08:00

Now THIS is an interesting tattoo.

This Kills Me

2012-02-26T05:00:00.001-08:00

Why Ice Cream Is Good

2012-02-26T04:58:00.002-08:00

This Kills Me

2012-02-26T04:57:00.002-08:00

Though I don't think it will work, it may be worth a try.

Voting For The Colonel

2012-02-26T04:56:00.000-08:00

This Is So True

2012-02-26T04:55:00.000-08:00

What Our Founding Fathers Really Wanted

2012-02-26T04:54:00.002-08:00

This Kills Me

2012-02-26T04:53:00.002-08:00

Rocking

2012-02-26T04:52:00.002-08:00

Why Prayer Works

2012-02-26T04:51:00.002-08:00

NOT

More To Come

2012-02-25T06:28:00.001-08:00

I only posted a bit of what I have in the queue, so come back in a day or three and I'll have more for you to look at. I came home this morning and spent a while hunting up pics and since I'm getting sleepy, I only posted 14 posts. I've got 40 pics left to go, so there's fresh content a'coming. Thanks againg for making my corner of the internets one of you stops.

Just A Little Backwards

2012-02-25T06:25:00.002-08:00

This is NOT what I had in mind for a mermaid tattoo.

Not Just For Lent

2012-02-25T06:24:00.002-08:00

This Kills Me

2012-02-25T06:23:00.003-08:00

Truth

2012-02-25T06:23:00.000-08:00

Hillary's Knockers

2012-02-25T06:22:00.002-08:00

This is a pretty flattering pic of Hillary Clinton circ 1975. The way she's posed makes her boobies stick out.

This Kills Me

2012-02-25T06:20:00.003-08:00

Your WTF For The Week

2012-02-25T06:20:00.000-08:00

Bunny

2012-02-25T06:19:00.002-08:00

The Only Thing

2012-02-25T06:18:00.001-08:00

About the only Ron Paul position I like is that he would stop this drug war silliness. And I guess we wouldn't be meddling in the Middle East like we are now. Which got me to thinking, why are we giving so much of a shit about Iran in the first place? If they nuke Israel, why is that our issue? And, if the Israelies nuke or bomb Iran, why does that concern us? Or, why are we supporting Israel so deeply? I think it is because of all that Daddy Jesus bullshit and the "holy land" bullshit that we get by letting Christians set our forgien policy. I don't give two shits about the holy land or Israel

Good Looking Pin Up

2012-02-25T06:14:00.002-08:00

For The Gals

2012-02-25T06:13:00.002-08:00

Salud!

2012-02-25T06:12:00.002-08:00

Two Good Things About Camping

2012-02-25T06:10:00.001-08:00

One of the nights we were camping this last time, a neighbor had brought his dog by for us to pet. Marie and this guy spoke a bit and we both got to pet Joey The Dog. She came by twice, once in the afternoon and once after dinner. Joey is a pound rescue who was skin and bones with a gunshot wound as well. Joey's new caretakers are doing a good job in healing her. She had a good disposition and loved to be petted and scratched. Marie and I did all of that and talked to her kindly as well. I can't wait to get another dog. If I believed in Heaven, I would think there's a special place for those who resuce dogs from the pound or the dog resuce.

And, Marie got her blood pressure checked the day aftet she got back from the camping and it was the lowest it has been in a month of Sundays. She told the nurse that she had been camping for 5 days and the nurse gave Marie the order to do more camping. One bad thing about camping is that I noticed the Dunlop lopping over my belt buckle, so I guess I need to get off my fat ass a little bit more while camping.

I Love Milk

2012-02-23T17:20:00.000-08:00

'what The Hell Is On Her Chest?

2012-02-23T17:18:00.002-08:00

Any udeas?

At The Beach

2012-02-23T17:17:00.002-08:00

Hell Fire

2012-02-23T17:16:00.002-08:00

This Kills Me

2012-02-23T17:15:00.002-08:00

Black And White

2012-02-23T17:14:00.003-08:00

An Ad Just For Me

2012-02-23T17:14:00.000-08:00

Not Too Often

2012-02-23T17:13:00.000-08:00

do you see a modern model with a cigarette in her mouth.

This Kills Me

2012-02-23T17:12:00.001-08:00

And its oh so true. It's called "Little Dick Syndrome" in case you didn't know.

Nice Look

2012-02-23T17:11:00.002-08:00

When I Retire

2012-02-23T17:10:00.002-08:00

I'll try me one or ten of these Genesis approved treats.

Nice Dress

2012-02-23T17:08:00.002-08:00

Salud!

2012-02-23T17:07:00.005-08:00

This Is So True

2012-02-23T17:07:00.002-08:00

I Like The Bottom Left

2012-02-23T17:06:00.002-08:00

Bewbies

2012-02-23T17:00:00.002-08:00

Camping In Santa Nella

2012-02-23T16:58:00.002-08:00

Marie and I arrived on Saturday for our mini camping excursion. We got one of the better spots, #39. We were at the beginning of the aisle and we had nobody next to us on our passenger side. Only one night did we have someone on the other side, they came late and left early. Neither Marie or I felt motivated to go swim in the forebay or go golfing, so we sat in our comfy camp chairs and watched the traffic and clouds go by. And we ate well.
On Monday, my pals Phil and Molly came out from San Juan Bautista and I cooked up some strip steaks and assorted goodies. I cooked it all outside and we ate outside as well. I think food tastes better cooked and eaten camping.
I did bring the laptop and let it sit for the time I was there. The KOA has wifi and I used it on my smartphone but that was about it. We did have 20 channels of cable tv, but there was hardly anything on any of the nights. We did watch Family Guy and Simpsons, but the rest of tv was a wasteland.
The swimming pool wasn't open yet. The office gal, Terri, warned us that is is not heated. No problem in the summer, a touch chilly in the spring and fall.
We only paid $32.80 a night for our 5 nights and that was a pretty good deal. Sandy Beach, with the car and not full hookups, is $40 a night. Marie and I discussed staying at Rio Venito in the Delta the next time we go out that way for more than a couple of days, They charge the same as Sandy Beach and they have sewer hookups.
In 6 weeks we're going to Manchester, on the Sonoma County ceast for almost a week. Marie has camping fever so I'll venture that we'll go out once or twice before we head out to Manchester.
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One Sizzling Skillet Too Many

2012-02-17T04:19:00.002-08:00

Chesty Yoko

2012-02-17T04:18:00.001-08:00

This is a sexy pose.

This Kills Me

2012-02-17T04:17:00.001-08:00

Yeah, I know it is photoshopped.

My Next Year's Holiday Tree

2012-02-17T04:16:00.000-08:00

at least this is where I want to put the lights.

Think About It

2012-02-17T04:14:00.001-08:00

If you don't get it, admit it in the comments and I'll tell you.

I Believe In Mermaids

2012-02-17T04:13:00.002-08:00

Spend The Money

2012-02-17T04:12:00.001-08:00

One More Steampunk Pic For Rev

2012-02-17T04:11:00.001-08:00

I Call Photoshopped

2012-02-17T04:10:00.001-08:00

I saw this pic in two different places that I fish for stuff. The fire looks fake and rubber tires burn a lot smokier than what is being shown in the picture. Of course if any of you regulars saw this in the paper, go ahead and correct me. But I think it's fake.

This Is True On My Blog

2012-02-17T04:08:00.001-08:00

Ella Is A Sexy Model

2012-02-17T04:07:00.001-08:00

Speaking Of The She Devil

2012-02-17T04:06:00.002-08:00

Only Once

2012-02-17T04:06:00.000-08:00

did I have to wash Josh's mouth out with soap. He was about 2 or 3 and we were all living together. He thought the She Devil would not let it happen and boy was he wrong. But, he got the clue after that and I never had to do it again. By the time he was 3 or 4, I stopped spanking him because he was easy to reason with and I didn't hard ass every single thing we did together.

This Kills Me

2012-02-17T04:03:00.001-08:00

This Kills Me

2012-02-17T04:02:00.002-08:00

Are You Like Sue?

2012-02-17T04:02:00.000-08:00

This Made Me Chuckle

2012-02-17T04:00:00.004-08:00

This Kills Me

2012-02-17T04:00:00.001-08:00

Nice Jacket

2012-02-17T03:59:00.000-08:00

Salud!

2012-02-17T03:58:00.001-08:00

Numbers

2012-02-15T04:53:00.000-08:00

About three weeks ago I had a recod 514 people come by the blog. My rolling 30 day average is currently 285 per day. 141 countries are represented in my visitors list, the last new country being the Isle of Man. I post in this blog because I like it as a hobby, it is cool that people actually come by and take a look. Of course pics of pretty women and bewbies don't exactly hurt the count!

More Body Paint

2012-02-15T04:37:00.002-08:00

This is sexy.

This Kills Me

2012-02-15T04:36:00.001-08:00

The comparision is to Christians and the Bible, in case you missed it.

Sexy Gal Eating Cereal

2012-02-15T04:35:00.001-08:00

More Body Paint

2012-02-15T04:34:00.001-08:00

Sexy Gal In Glasses Sans Top

2012-02-15T04:33:00.001-08:00

I don't think the glasses frames have glass in them. But I don't think I'm supposed to notice details like that.

I Need To Go Here

2012-02-15T04:32:00.001-08:00

It must be boss to swim in the ocean without a clammy assed suit on.

Great Pose On The Beach

2012-02-15T04:31:00.001-08:00

Salud!

2012-02-15T04:30:00.001-08:00

For The Gang Of Three

2012-02-15T04:29:00.001-08:00

who never come by anymore. Hey Rich, what happened to "Palin 2012?"

This Kills Me

2012-02-15T04:28:00.001-08:00

Truth

2012-02-15T04:27:00.001-08:00

Body Paint In Sports Illustrated

2012-02-15T04:26:00.003-08:00

This Is Scary

2012-02-15T04:26:00.001-08:00

Steampunk Body Paint

2012-02-15T04:25:00.000-08:00

I figured when I saw this that the good Sgt Rev would eat this up.

Straight Up Beautiful

2012-02-15T04:24:00.000-08:00

And out of Playboy, with clothes on no less.

God Forbid Lesbians Get Married

2012-02-15T04:23:00.000-08:00

I know two girl couples who would love to get married. I'm all for it.

Nice Pose

2012-02-15T04:21:00.002-08:00

I'm Certainly Not Embarassed

2012-02-15T04:21:00.000-08:00

Old Playboy Cover

2012-02-15T04:20:00.001-08:00

Salud!

2012-02-15T04:17:00.001-08:00

This Kills Me

2012-02-14T05:33:00.000-08:00

I may have mentioned it before, but I didn't watch the Super Bowl and I really didn't give a shit what I missed. I was glad the Giants won and that cheating team New England, led by chief supermodel impregnator ( and good Catholic boy) Tom Brady took a little dick in the ass.

My Next Wife Eating A Sausage

2012-02-14T05:30:00.000-08:00

Now I though of saying something like "eating my sasuage" or something crude like that. But since this is a family blog, well...

I Approve Of This Message

2012-02-14T05:28:00.001-08:00

Scary

2012-02-14T05:27:00.002-08:00

This Kills Me

2012-02-14T05:27:00.000-08:00

Actually, when I was in high school back in the stone age, I thought that cigarettes were the "gateway drug". Most all the heavy stoners, drinkers and drug takers I knew in school all smoked cigarettes. I did not see too many of the better students smoking cigarettes, but almost everyone I hung out with drank and/or smoked a little pot. But cigarettes were the gateway to the harder stuff.

Sexy Bra

2012-02-14T05:23:00.001-08:00

I like this leopard print on a bra. I actually knew a gal who had a bra like this. Hella sexy.