Friday, July 29, 2011

Yet More Humor


Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, and etc.

The next morning they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare and when she passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father" - "Good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she recognize them as priests?

The next day they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits-these were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw them-and again settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, etc.

After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a string bikini this time, came walking toward them again. (They were glad they had sunglasses, because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads.)

Again, she approached them and greeted them individually: "Good morning, Father," "Good morning Father," and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it and said. "Just a minute, young lady. Yes, we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did YOU know?"

"Oh, Father, don't you recognize me? I'm Sister Angela!"

More Humor

A priest goes into a barbershop, gets a haircut, thanks the barber, and asks how much he owes him. The barber says, "Father, you're a holy man, a man of the cloth, I couldn't charge you, it's on the house." The priest says, "Thank you very much" and leaves.

The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep of the barbershop are 12 gold coins.

A few days later, a Buddhist monk goes in for a shave and a shine, and when the time comes to pay the barber says, "No money, please, you're a spiritual leader, a man of the people, it's on the house."

The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep are 12 rubies.

The following week a rabbi comes in, gets a haircut, goes to pay and the barber says, "No, Rabbi, you are a learned man, a wise man, I can't take any money from you, go in peace."

So the next day, magically appearing on the doorstep of the barbershop are 12 rabbis.

Humor

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning the father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!"

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

"Well, of course I threw them all in the trash."

The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in the father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms."

"Oh my," gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?"
they asked.

"I poked holes in all of them," she replied.

The third nun said, "Oh shit."

Real Photographers Take Pics Like This


Poached from Ara. This is Logan's Pass.

From Newspaper Death Watch

Those papers are milking an aging but still profitable population that will dwindle sharply over the next decade. When the tipping point is reached and paid subscribers no longer justify a printed product, the closures will happen en masse.

The true day of reckoning is coming in my industry. Hopefully I'll already be retired and doing something else.

Odd Place For A Sailor Suit

But a pic of a pretty gal in stockings cannot be bad.

Mostly My Story

Interesting Pin Up Look

Sexy Harley Rider

Camel Toe

This Kills Me

I'm Turning My Beetle Into This

yeah, rrrright.

Serious Red White And Blue

Cards And Dice

Now this just screams "Vegas".

Green Hornet Gals

Looking pretty sexy to me.

Nice Back Piece

For Our Health

Just a minute a day.

Must Be Something


There must be something about this part of the Dragon that makes so many people crash. Beats the hell out of me. When I make it to the Dragon, I won't be one of the ones doing the road roll on camera for Darryl at Killboy.

This Kills Me Too

This Kills Me

I Miss Fingerpainting


When I was in kintergarden, and I remember this, when we had an hour of fingerpainting I made a map from home to my grandparents house in Shasta County. And I'm 5 years old. I really did scare the hell out of my mother. Its a shame I couldn't corral that kind of smarts into doing something more lucrative for a living.

They'll Be Gone In My Lifetime

Funny, I just had this conversation within the last two weeks. I think within my lifetime the penny will be gone and all transactions will be rounded to the nickle. Call me crazy!

Good Looking She Devil

Meet And Greet

According to Jordan's "official" blog, you can win time with her to hang out on the Strip in Vegas and such. Here's the link. Its a shame I'll be camping with Jimmy B.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

14th Amendment Anniversary Today

"No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws."

This is important and we all need to pay attention when our 14th Amendment rights are threatened.

This Is Scary

Her boobs say "Shotgun Shannon" Uhhh, OK.

Kendra Rocking Her Boobies

I've Said This Before

I've said on the old blog more than once that in my lifetime we'll default on the national debt. That prediction is looking pretty strong these days. I just can't believe how much the Republicans hate our half black President. And how did the Tea Party hijack our national debate on this issue. Hell, if we weren't in the two wars started by Bush, we wouldn't be in this pickle. Granted, the Taliban attacked us and we had to kill Bin Laden. We've tried that "nation building" before and trying to win over the civilian population. It didn't work in Vietnam and it won't work here. Bring our troops home.

Lady Luck Where Needed

Playmate in front of a casino. What a deal.

A Good Look

This Made Me Chuckle

For Rich O

I think Palin's time has come and gone. Her 10 minutes are about up.

How Life Really Is

This Made Me Chuckle


I guess you need to own an RV to get it.

Its A Winner

Burger Queen

Sharp Chevelle

This Kills Me

Housekeeping

They never look like this when I stay at a hotel.

This Made Me Chuckle

This Kills Me

I have such a sophmoric sense of humor. Funny thing is, the more single I become the less I give a shit about it.

Tossed Out Of Comic Con

According to the poached picture, this gal was tossed from Comic Con in San Diego for wearing this outfit. Jesus, is that sad or what?

Beauty Is Timeless

This gal was Playmate of the Month 51 years ago. Her beauty is timeless.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

This Kills Me

Really Pale

I'm at least this pale.

Robin And Bathorse

Slave Leias

There's never enough pictures of Slave Leias.

Sexy Stockings

Pin Up On The Hood

Dining On The 405

You Don't See This Everyday

This Really Made Me Laugh

This Really Runs


You can just see the front left tire in the bottom pic. This is pretty cool, it has a gas engine and everything else needed to operate.